JUST KIDDING!

daisyguns:

eighteenfourteen:

loser23jtw:

catieisel:

FIVE OF THEM

FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS

My friends are all changing their names to mine on Facebook and our other friends are terrified.

Join us.

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ragecomics4you:

Cupcake?

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

pasylree:

#safetytipsforladies: A hashtag about how tired women are of being told to do stupid, ineffective, unrealistic things to avoid being raped. 

(via rosha11)

memecollection:

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keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

Liam Neelson in: Taked

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srsfunny:

The cutest baby giraffe…
http://srsfunny.tumblr.com/

The top picture is not a giraffe. Maybe you already know that but I KEEP SEEING PEOPLE MISTAKEN DIKDIKS FOR GIRAFFES AND THEY LOOK QUITE DIFFERENT SO I DON’T KNOW WHY THEY DO IT AND I JUST CLUED IN THAT THIS MIGHT BE A JOKE BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO RIGHT? CORRECT?? YES??? ‘Tis why there is a dot dot dot perhaps?

(via ragecomics4you)

i-dont-trust-you:

re4lboy:

queen-of-bakerstreet:

He pasta way.

we cannoli do so much

his legacy will become a pizza history.

here today, gone tomato

How sad that he ran out of thyme.

Sending olive my prayers to the family.

His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.

You never sausage a tragic thing

It’s such a shame good people have to die fusilli reasons.

he will never ziti light of day again.

oh god it’s back

(Source: pointy-earedbastard, via rosha11)

ragecomics4you:

Please..

http://ragecomics4you.tumblr.com

gorillamunchies:

why does this make me feel mad

(Source: the-best-shy-i-can-be, via thats-so-meme)

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iphanthony-kicks-my-stickz:

lucygoosey88:

johnlockinyourface:

theprettiestman:

benedictusantonius:

musingsaboutnothing:

roll-a-d20-and-kiss-me:

Ellen’s just like “Don’t even lie to me. I went on ‘trips’ with plenty of girls and we were ‘just friends’. I AM ELLEN, DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.”

^ “DON’T YOU DARE HIDE YOUR GAY IN MY PRESENCE.” I literally thought Gandalf the Grey. 

YOU SHALL NOT PASS [as heterosexual]!

Ellen is Gandalf the Gay

GANDALF THE GAY

For the fucking comments oh my GOD.

Ellen can smell your gay from miles away.

(Source: gfrees, via antisocialsunite)

mishminion:

allow me to introduce you to the love of my life 

(Source: gracelesscas, via thats-so-meme)

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